2024: The year of volatility
And thus, democracy year comes to a close. What a year it has been. Nearly half the world’s population was eligible to vote, and more than 100 elections took place worldwide. This included elections in eight of the world's 10 most populous nations; Bangladesh, Brazil, India, Indonesia, Mexico, Pakistan, Russia and the United States, for those who want to know.
All this is a tribute to how far we have come as a civilisation in bringing basic rights to the people of the world. The only problem is that the world doesn’t feel like a better place after all this voting.
From Vladimir Putin to Narendra Modi and Donald Trump, the beneficiaries of all this democracy are at best ambivalent about it. The far-right is on the war path across Europe and the centrist governments of France and Germany look likely to topple. There’s a strong chance of the far-right taking control of the political, economic and cultural powerhouses of the Western World. Sometimes I feel that all we can do is watch it happen.
A nominally centre left government
Still, at least the UK elected a nominally centre left government this year. I’m heavily stretching the meaning of “nominally” in that sentence, as Kier Starmer won his huge majority by pandering to the grouchiness of centre right voters on everything from immigration to tax rises. They rewarded him by ditching the Conservatives and giving Starmer a thumping majority. Now he needs to prove that all this pandering was worth it.
Still, the commentators are happy. Tom McTague wrote in UnHerd, that Starmer’s serious-minded Labour will now ditch all that student politics virtue signalling of the Jeremy Corbyn era and get on with helping people. I await with bated breath for evidence of Starmer helping anyone other than himself to a corporate freebie. He had better get on it fast, as his poll rating is falling and his support is thin. Turnout was low in the election, as was his share of the vote. All this is just one of the signs that politics got even more volatile this year.
Starmer’s victory was the least surprising event of the year. After a local election drubbing for the Tories and the Blackpool North by-election delivering a 26% swing to Labour, the third highest swing from Conservative to Labour ever, it was clear that Starmer was going to win big in the inevitable general election. I guess he wanted to get the pain out of the way, so Rishi Sunak announced the election in the pouring rain and barely campaigned as his colleagues slowly declined to stand for re-election.
Voter volatility
It was at least satisfying to see the Tories get a kicking. I stayed up all night to watch them fall to a low of 121 seats, even more humiliating than their 1997 defeat. I enjoyed watching high profile arseholes like Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg lose their seats and look chagrined. It was also great to see four Green MPs elected. I voted Green after Labour made it clear that they didn’t want my vote or the votes of people who share my extremist values, like feeding children and not dying in a climate disaster.
Unfortunately, five Reform MPs were also elected in a worrying sign of the way things are going. This year’s election showed that voter volatility is higher than ever and that faith in politicians is lower than ever. As voters shop around more and more, we could easily see a big swing from Labour to Conservative or Labour to Reform or maybe even Labour to Greens (hopefully) in the next election.
Meet the new boss. Worse than the old boss
The Tory post-election introspection was about as deep as you would expect from a party of whom many people would be happy if Nigel Farage became a member. They decided that the reason they lost the election is that they weren’t insanely right-wing enough and duly elected a right-wing headbanger as their new leader, who promised to spray migrants with a fire hose of shit. Or something like that.
The Tories appear to be targeting the all-important swing voters who are cunts demographic and want to make no apology or concede any points on the mess they made of the economy, public services and their own reputation. Kemi Badenoch’s vibe is very much: meet the new boss. Worse than the old boss.
Agreeing and then changing the subject
Although, with immigration rapidly becoming the most saliant political issue and high inflation turning voters against incumbents worldwide, there is a good chance that the Tories are not running away to the right and leaving the centre ground to Labour (as Labour hope they are) but are perhaps finding a way to flip swing voters by focusing on socially conservative issues that matter to them.
All this right-wing rage will of course play into the hands of Farage and Reform. With them insurgent across many seats, we might discover quickly that many of the sensible centrist swing voters that Starmer won, and Corbyn lost, can be persuaded to vote for the far-right. Labour must work hard to counter this insurgency, although I don’t think Starmer can stand up to the right beyond agreeing with them and then trying to awkwardly change the subject.
Another win for democracy year
Speaking of electoral gains by the far-right this year, America managed to once again elect a fraudster, sexual predator and fascist. Truly this was another win for democracy year. Let this be a lesson to anyone who thinks that the most sensible approach to politics is to occupy the centre while the other party disappears to the right-wing fringes to scream about birth rates and globalists.
This year, we got to watch Joe Biden decomposing in public, Weekend at Bernie’s style, before eventually he got so bad that even the Democrats decided enough was enough and engaged in a quick bout of regicide. To be fair, Kamala Harris was a stronger presidential candidate, in that she could get through a whole sentence without needing a toilet break.
Borrowing from the Starmer playbook, the Democrats tried to make their ticket as comfortable as possible to moderate Republicans by banging on about Trump being obviously mendacious and playing up that Harris owned a gun and took the border seriously. Still, everyone thought she was woke, because she is a woman of colour from California, and decided that voting for her was the equivalent of a far-left transgender coupe, and voted for someone who previously tried to overthrow the government when he lost an election.
The sensible liberals who lost this election
Despite all the handwringing about wokeness and identity politics losing the election - mainly from the sort of people who would blame a bad snowstorm on the woke agenda - it was clearly the sensible liberals who lost this election. Harris got the endorsement of Dick Cheney, but still suburban Republicans voted for Trump. Maybe some real economic radicalism could have won this election. It certainly couldn’t have done any worse.
This year was also a year of increasing political violence; from several assassination attempts against Trump to a successful attempt on the life of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. As much as I think both people are high profile shits who have brought untold misery to the world, and if there was any justice they would spend the rest of their lives in prison rather than enjoying the lifestyle of the ultra-wealthy, I don’t think political disputes should be resolved with guns.
Extreme measures
This is despite these two high profile awful people meting out a huge amount of institutional violence to millions of people, which is apparently completely fine. Trump tried to overthrow the government, and that’s fine. Thompson denied life-saving treatments to millions of people, and that’s fine. However, organise a protest camp against the war in Gaza on your campus, then you get fireworks thrown at you before the police storm your tent.
At the same time, the nominal party of the American left shrugs at all this pain, passingly acknowledges it, then pals around with Dick Cheney and tech billionaires. Meanwhile the other party screams about Muslims and childless feminist cat ladies destroying Western civilisation, while doing their best to make everything worse. No wonder people are taking extreme measures. There’s literally no chance of anything else making a difference.
Hard to justify
Speaking of extreme acts of violence that are apparently okay, the war in Gaza has entered its second year and shows no signs of stopping. Israel continues to bomb the shit out of Gaza on the pretence that killing huge numbers of children and destroying schools and hospitals is needed to keep their citizens safe. This line is repeated over and over in Western media, as the images of dead bodies pile up on social media.
We tried asking Israel nicely to not show that behind the veneer of Western democracy lurks the cold dark hand of brutal oppression and that given the chance the so-called small “L” liberal states of the world will just kill huge numbers of people if they find it politically useful to do so. However, Israel isn’t listening and there is nothing else we can think to do.
Even the sensible centrists are holding their heads in their hands and saying that all this mass death without an end - now expanded into Lebanon - is getting a little hard to justify at their corporate after dinner speaking engagements, and maybe we should find a way to turn off the murder machine. Although, there are no attempts to actually do something. At this rate Britain and America will be fighting in the Middle East alongside Israel because it’s too awkward to tell them not to start World War 3.
Everything getting worse
Meanwhile the war in Ukraine also shows no sign of ending. This year there were several alarming escalations, including firing missiles into Russia itself. Between this irresolvable conflict and a recent revolution in Syria, the world in 2024 took another step into this new age of global conflict. Maybe 2025 will bring some resolution to these long running conflicts and a little peace to the war weary people of the world, but if I was a betting man, I would put money on everything getting worse.
On the digital front everything also got worse. Elon Musk continued to slide into right-wing extremism, backing Trump and starting fights with Labour MPs because they hurt his feelings and didn’t like the hate party he was at best allowing to happen on X, formally Twitter, currently the biggest smoking shit hole on the internet (which really is a big but awful accomplishment beating out some stiff competition).
The ultra libertarian free speech brigade continues to create spaces for right-wing extremists to radicalise lonely teenage boys by telling them that all girls have become evil so they should join the online Hitler Youth to save Western Civilisation from people who have read a book by Jeanette Winterson.
The worse people on the internet
There is apparently no way of stopping this. Calling people who mainline Andrew Tate content and spend all their time writing angry posts directed at Taylor Swift because she’s not a mum “stupid hate mongers” only makes the problem worse, as the followers of the Führer-elect who are supported by the world’s richest man claim they are the victims of the left-wing hegemony and scrappy underdogs in the fight against it, because Disney made a Star Wars show that had a black woman in it.
Listening to these people’s “concerns” is both deeply tedious and creates the sense of your brain rapidly dying. Pointing out that the worse people on the internet are wrong leads to a tide of hatred coming your way and more claims that head banging right-wing keyboard warriors are the real victims. The tech platforms have done everything they can to amplify these voices to keep everyone glued to their phones to sell more adverts. In 2025 these people will have real power but will still claim that they are oppressed by people who go to museums.
Musk and JD Vance want to be the kings of the people who yell at supermarket employees because they can’t find their favourite brand of all American beer-energy drink, and this is all the fault of a transgender teen in New York - they know because Joe Rogan told them so - and the left is helpless as the richest man in the world and the guy who is the heart beat of a very unhealthy 78-year-old man away from being the most powerful person in the world make all this possible to feed their own already planet size but weirdly fragile egos.
Things can only get better
Oh, and while they’re not doing this, the tech industry is finding ways to hand everyone’s jobs over to AI, because the last round of mass unemployment and deindustrialisation only made Western politics and economics more stable, and everyone happier. Hopefully, a super intelligent AI god will save us from the reign of tech bros because their own conscience and sense of social obligation won’t.
Next year, I will be sitting back and watching with a permanent expression of horror as Trump becomes president again, surrounded by the worst sycophants and enablers he can find. Meanwhile Labour continues to find creative ways to say that now is not the time to make things better, while their poll rating falls and Reform’s rises, all while the climate continues to get worse and worse until we are all drowning under storm surges.
I look forward to the tons of op-eds in 2025 from centrist publications explaining that this is actually a good thing, and that the early 00s good times are just around the corner again. See, Oasis is touring again, and Wallace and Gromit are on TV at Christmas. Things can only get better, right? Right?
The strength to endure another year
I guess I should end by saying something optimistic. What does give me hope is the ordinary people doing what they can with their free time - between handling the social care the state should provide, coping with the cost-of-living crisis and screaming into the void - to make the world a better place.
From organising local community centres for people who can’t afford to keep the heating on, to churches and mosques and temples running food banks, to people protesting about Gaza and keeping the world’s attention focused on the mass murder there, to people organising to protect abortion rights in America or trans-rights here, everything you do, big and small, makes this world a better place. This gives me the strength to endure another year.